The Body Floss

Nothing like a nice ass flossing.

5000 Hours And A Webcam

Head Ball Tackle

There was no malice in my actions. I was going for the ball with my head, which I understand is a legitimate move in soccer

Lordi with Hard Rock Hallelujah

Just how I remember high school.

Sickipedia

Question is: Do you have all day to waste?

This Ass Clown Stole My Idea

Ba Da Bang! Bang! Bang!

Don't estimate the kick in the groin.

Rare Footage Of Me Exercising.

Introducing Roybertito

This Is Bad In An Awesome Way.

Kids With Time

Who knew the Barbie car could kick so much ass.

Golf With Bobby

Two words: Potty Mouth

My Birthday Is August 19th

I promise I will not use this for self defense training.

Words Cannot Express The Awesomeness Of This Thing

This thing would rock in NYC.

Drop The Chalupa Dude

"I can't walk. I'm can't leave my bed," the 40-year-old Uribe, who weighs the same as five baby elephants, said in a recent telephone interview.

Mustache Tattoo

The perfect disguise!

That's Nutty