Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Head Ball Tackle
There was no malice in my actions. I was going for the ball with my head, which I understand is a legitimate move in soccer
Monday, May 08, 2006
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Drop The Chalupa Dude
"I can't walk. I'm can't leave my bed," the 40-year-old Uribe, who weighs the same as five baby elephants, said in a recent telephone interview.
Monday, April 24, 2006
Friday, April 21, 2006
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Michael Rappaport Is Special
This will solidify 2006 as the year movies roared back!
Snakes On A Plane
Nacho Libre
Special
Snakes On A Plane
Nacho Libre
Special
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
The Perfect Woman
And with my silicone girlfriend, I'm part of a couple who are infinitely healthier and happier than most couples.
Monday, April 17, 2006
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Monday, April 03, 2006
Friday, March 31, 2006
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Monday, March 20, 2006
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Friday, March 10, 2006
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Friday, March 03, 2006
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Monday, February 27, 2006
Lysol Feminine Hygiene - Ouch!
"So instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself."
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
They Will Never Take Me Alive
"Investigators are currently probing the mystery, but won't move prematurely for fear of cocking-up the case / file"
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Friday, February 17, 2006
Gunther
Title says it all. If I had an ounce of this dude's coolness I could quit my job and move to New Jersey.
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Monday, February 06, 2006
10 guys, 15 events, 32 cases of beer
These guys are real men.
"Once a year, an exclusive group of men travels to a top-secret location somewhere in the wooded mountains of Washington State to compete in an all-day event they call The Outdoorsmen. They battle their way through a series of events that combine physical challenges with high-speed beer chugging."
"Once a year, an exclusive group of men travels to a top-secret location somewhere in the wooded mountains of Washington State to compete in an all-day event they call The Outdoorsmen. They battle their way through a series of events that combine physical challenges with high-speed beer chugging."
Its Settled, I'm Going Next Year
To the crowd's delight, two contestants puked, and were therefore disqualified. First, Wing Tutt, aka Elliott Maruffi-Cowley, of Audubon, N.J., who competed topless, vomited on himself. Later Dr. Slob, aka Tim Cusick, of West Chester, expelled his stomach contents into a trash bin.
Friday, February 03, 2006
THIS IS WHERE THE POWER LIES!
This guy was nuts and nobody had any idea. The flexing at the end is priceless.
Friday Metal Madness
"Time to burn you losers better learn
No one controls our goddamn life
We’ll do just what we feel riding horses made of steel
We’re here to burn up the night"
Spoken like a true Manowar
No one controls our goddamn life
We’ll do just what we feel riding horses made of steel
We’re here to burn up the night"
Spoken like a true Manowar
Friday Morning Delight
Remember the days of intestinal fortitude, Pearl Harbor attacks and shots to the esophagus.
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Monday, January 30, 2006
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Revisited...File Under: End Of The World
Steven Seagal now can add “Energy Drink formulator” to a list of talents that already includes veteran actor, singer/songwriter, guitarist, and Aikido black belt. Maintaining an unrelenting schedule that would tire younger entrepreneurs, the 54-year-old Seagal has just completed two movies, “Into the Sun” and “Submerged.” His album, Songs from the Crystal Cave, released earlier this year, has already hit the pop charts in Europe.
Saturday, January 28, 2006
Jowly McJiggles Is Not An Appropriate Nickname For The New Intern
So remember: It's okay to make fun of the foreign janitorial staff, but not the fragile, young, fat intern. She may save your life in the event of a large flood or when it starts raining cupcakes made of poison.
Friday, January 27, 2006
See Last Post
Tell you the truth, the truck is, uh, you know, the most important thing for me. I... I don't really... it doesn't matter if I, uh, become the champion or anything. That's, that's not the most important... I... I need this truck.
Thursday, January 26, 2006
The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines
Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Sex Ed For Tards...Err I Mean Trainables
A 70's training film for people who need to teach sex ed. classess to the mentally disabled.
I Know Where Bruce Lee Lives
How is it that I can waste 45 minutes with this thing?
Because its friggin awesome.
When you are done with that waste the rest of the 2 hours here.
Remember, "Don't concentrate on the finger".
Because its friggin awesome.
When you are done with that waste the rest of the 2 hours here.
Remember, "Don't concentrate on the finger".
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Sex is for FAGS! - Boys Abstinence-Only Education Coolness Program
Making retard babies out of wedlock, then having to blow my whole allowance on diapers and a stroller instead of XBox games and Snickers.
Monday, January 23, 2006
This Guy Really Seems To Care, About What I Have No Idea
Design annual reports in my buckhead apartment
THE "BRIEF SAFE" - AKA Shit Safe
even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them.
Join The Sasquatch Militia
Are you an able-bodied Sasquatch aged 10 to 150 who loves his or her country?
Friday, January 20, 2006
University of Nigeria - World Leaders of Ethical Business Studies
Creators of Advanced Fee Methodology
Good Luck Buddy
I realize there is someone for everyone. Hopefully there is a girl who "like alliance no horde". WTF?
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Fit For A King - File Under Ridonkulous
The musical chime "Le Bon Roi Dagobert", with a voice reciting the Musset poem, starts when you raise the lid and a bell is coupled with the flush, making a visit to the bathroom an unforgettable experience.
This Baffles Even I
I don't get this "Product Placement" one bit.
This is coming from a guy who played Itchy Bonkers in a movie
called Ball In The Family #581
This is coming from a guy who played Itchy Bonkers in a movie
called Ball In The Family #581
I Do, I Do
Do you yearn to be the life of the party, the person that everyone wants to hang out with? Is being the center of attention your deepest desire?
If You Have About 5 Hours To Kill
Top 50 Music Videos Of 2005.
Starts on Dec 27th Post.
First one scared the crap outta me.
Starts on Dec 27th Post.
First one scared the crap outta me.
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Wanna Be Z's Friend For Life?
Be a man! Track 9 is all you need.
To Quote A Review:
"After years of hard work and dedication in the wrestling business, Macho Man Randy Savage proves that today's modern man is a multi-tasker. Be A Man combines soothing lyrics to hip beats and creates an aural experience never heard before. He shows his versatility in songs such as Be A Man, where he aggressively "disses" rival Hulk Hogan, and songs like A Perfect Friend, where his tender side is revealed in a ballad-like eulogy to his fallen ally in the squared circle, Kurt Hennig. I give the album three thumbs up and hope that you all can enjoy it as much as I did."
To Quote A Review:
"After years of hard work and dedication in the wrestling business, Macho Man Randy Savage proves that today's modern man is a multi-tasker. Be A Man combines soothing lyrics to hip beats and creates an aural experience never heard before. He shows his versatility in songs such as Be A Man, where he aggressively "disses" rival Hulk Hogan, and songs like A Perfect Friend, where his tender side is revealed in a ballad-like eulogy to his fallen ally in the squared circle, Kurt Hennig. I give the album three thumbs up and hope that you all can enjoy it as much as I did."
How To Be A Guido
Yeah Guido Paradise Courtesy of O'Keefe.
But thats not it. He's also in love with this dude.
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=3&pp=20
But thats not it. He's also in love with this dude.
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=3&pp=20
The Beast
Played Football at University of Washington.
Played Football for the Bears and Vikings.
Kicks major ass for a living.
Played Football for the Bears and Vikings.
Kicks major ass for a living.
My Early Morning Gift To Bachelors Everywhere
You ever wonder how they fit 20lbs of laundry into that tiny bag?
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Send A Card To Someone You Love / Hate
These cards are sure to get you shot / fired / raped.....enjoy
Welcome
This blog will allow you into the warped mind of the man they call Z. I have no talent per se, but am an expert in aggregating the tons of crap that floats past my screen on a daily basis. Since I'm sick of emailing my golden nuggets around this crazy thing called the World Wide Web I shall now publish them here. Good luck and good bye.